Spicy Strawberry Balsamic Jam
Here in Illinois, we learned our stay-at-home order (the kinder, softer rebranding of SHELTER IN PLACE) will be extended to May 30. I am loathe to complain about this, seeing as we are protecting each other as much as we are going feral being trapped in our homes without...
Mint and Dill Labneh Dip
So we’re still stuck sittin’ at home, watching our roots eclipse the fashionable levels once rocked by Madonna and telling Netflix YES I AM STILL FUCKING HERE AND WATCHING, STOP REMINDING ME You could probably use both a mindless kitchen project and a snack refresh. You’re in luck, because...
Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit
The more you eat, the more you TOOOOOOOOOOOOT And from what I have gathered over the last month of pillaged and looted canned goods aisles at the grocery stores, y’all are tootin’ up a veritable shitstorm literally and figuratively. COVID-19 is wild, y’all. For someone who has an unpleasant...