Cranberry Curd Pop Tarts
Why be a hand pie when you could be a POP TART? Behold, homemade Pop Tarts that actually taste like ingredients that occur in nature! (And don’t take a ton of work to make. Promise!) Pop Tarts were a staple in my house growing up. They were so ubiquitous...
Labneh Pimento Cheese
Y’all know how I feel about cheese balls, dips, and spreads: HELL YEAH. Y’all know how I feel about mayo: HARD PASS. So when I finally tried pimento cheese as an adult, I of course died a little bit when I realized I had dipped my chip with gusto...
Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Fried Green Tomatoes
You know that part in Elf when Buddy ticks off the core food groups as it pertains to elf culture? This is my version: Hot Dogs Cheese Fries Pickles Flamin’ Hot Cheetos With a passion for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos as… flamin’ hot as mine is (I regret nothing), it...
Mint and Dill Labneh Dip
So we’re still stuck sittin’ at home, watching our roots eclipse the fashionable levels once rocked by Madonna and telling Netflix YES I AM STILL FUCKING HERE AND WATCHING, STOP REMINDING ME You could probably use both a mindless kitchen project and a snack refresh. You’re in luck, because...
Pork and Shrimp Dumplings
We’re looking at another gross weekend forecast, to which I say BRING IT ON! A cold, snowy winter weekend spent trapped inside with no one but me, myself, and I? (Okay, and my dog Baines!) Talk about an actual introvert’s dream come true. I’m like a doomsday prepper, only...
The Boney Ball
Behold! The Boney Ball has arrived on this fair blog. The myth. The legend. The icon. The… cheese ball? These nostalgic treasures have enjoyed a bit of a renaissance in the last few years, but cheese balls have always held a special place in my heart. No, not because...