Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Fried Green Tomatoes
You know that part in Elf when Buddy ticks off the core food groups as it pertains to elf culture? This is my version: Hot Dogs Cheese Fries Pickles Flamin’ Hot Cheetos With a passion for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos as… flamin’ hot as mine is (I regret nothing), it...
Spicy Strawberry Balsamic Jam
Here in Illinois, we learned our stay-at-home order (the kinder, softer rebranding of SHELTER IN PLACE) will be extended to May 30. I am loathe to complain about this, seeing as we are protecting each other as much as we are going feral being trapped in our homes without...
Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit
The more you eat, the more you TOOOOOOOOOOOOT And from what I have gathered over the last month of pillaged and looted canned goods aisles at the grocery stores, y’all are tootin’ up a veritable shitstorm literally and figuratively. COVID-19 is wild, y’all. For someone who has an unpleasant...
Chili Crisp
If you don’t have chili crisp in your fridge, like what are you even doing with your life? Bracingly spicy, drowning in umami goodness, and just salty-sweet enough to balance it all out, chili crisp was introduced to me by a friend a few years ago. You can find...
Sheet Pan Chickpea and Cauliflower Fajitas
At last, we have reached the culmination of the endless holiday gatherings and clandestine panic attacks at said parties because you’re just an introvert trying to be festive but oh my god why does everyone keep talking to me season. What I’m saying is I am very into the...